Back...from the abyss. Did you miss me? Do you remember me? Are you even faintly aware of my existence? Does frank talk of the sexual nature embarrass and shock you? Is blatant honesty about life in general taboo? Are open ended repetitive rhetorical questions annoying after awhile?? Don't puss out now read on!!
That's right I'M BACK!! And um...I've been lookin over my journal and WHOA do I give too much information. Not that I give a fuck. I read a quote from Greta Garbo that went something like "One must never express ones joy or pain because it cheapens you inside" If free expression cheapens the soul...mine is marked down in the bottom bin of a 99 cents store.
So I just got back from vacation in Myrtle Beach. Not that I saw the beach...More like an extended shopping holiday in the tourist capital of the world. It was fun though. I love being a smaller size. It's so refreshing to not be able to make up your mind because you have too many choices instead of being forced to buy whatever fits.
I definitely need some type of herbal refreshment. Seedless and light green preferrably but my dealer is beyond shady. I should install a low jack in one of his golds...maybe then I could find his ass. Mandatory drug testing sucks. There...I have spoken. Somebody said Niacin from GNC works. Dunno if that's true. Anyone know how to pass a drug test? And don't say salt in the urine cuz....I heard that don't work. Oh yea I just had a birthday a few days ago. 26. Dat's one year over a quarter of a century. 4 whole years till 30. 3...0. Wow. Who'd a thunk I'd make it this far much less thirty. Fuck a doodle do.
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